Lovehoney Beaded Glass Dildo

lovehoney beaded sensual glass dildo

lovehoney beaded sensual glass dildo

In this review I’m talking about the Lovehoney Beaded Glass Dildo. This is a gorgeous looking glass dildo is one I’ve been meaning to write about for a while now.

Further down the review you can also watch a video review and see the dildo as it looks in real life.

What’s in the box?

You receive the Lovehoney glass dildo in a nicely designed and classy box. It’s pink and white with a picture of the beaded glass dildo on the front.

Don’t worry though, when you order the package will be completely plain and there’s no way of telling what’s inside.

The toy also comes with a lovely storage bag too to keep it safe and well hidden.

What does it look like?

The glass dildo is clear, and it has rows of bulbs and a gentle curve to it. Apparently the dildo is hand blown glass so this gives it excellent detail. There’s a tiny Lovehoney logo etched into the top of the dildo.

How big is it?

There’s 7.2 inches of insertable length so it’s a really good size and is a pretty big dildo. Around the widest point it has 5.6 inches of girth.

What are the features

The rows of bulbs feel incredible used internally, as well as massaged on the skin too. I recommend you watch the video review on the Lovehoney website to get a lot more detail about this toy.

Being made of glass means you can do so much more with it than just a plastic dildo.

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What can you do with this glass dildo?

You can use this beaded glass dildo both internally and externally as a massager. It feels lovely and firm and smooth. It’s ideal for use on you and/or your partner.

Because it’s made of glass you can use it for temperature play and put it in some cold water or warm water and change it’s temperature depending on what mood you’re in!

You can also use any type of lubricant with it, without fear of it damaging the toy. Glass can handle any kind of substance!

What are the pros?

The bulbs feel amazing internally and you feel every bump as it goes in and out of you.

Being made of glass you can use any lubricant.

You can use it for temperature play.

It’s super easy to keep clean.

You can also use it for massage.

What are the cons?

I always try to balance out my reviews with some cons as well as the pros because nothing is ever usually perfect. But with this glass dildo, I’m really not sure what con I can say. I had a look through all the other reviews on Lovehoney and it’s not just me. People don’t have anything bad to say about it!

What are other people saying?

I love reading the other reviews for this glass dildo, people are loving it. It’s described as beautiful and “beaded ecstasy”. Overall it’s received so far 50 reviews with a 9 out of 10 rating.

Get yours for £22.99 including delivery.

Lovehoney Lifelike Realistic 6 Inch Dildo

Lovehoney life like realistic dildo

This review is of the Lovehoney lifelike realistic 6 inch dildo. They also do an 8 inch realistic dildo.


What’s in the box?

I have to first comment on what discrete packing Lovehoney used to post my new dildo in. You would never know that there was a big realistic dildo inside when the postman delivered it! Haha.

There isn’t anything inside the box other than than your lifelike dildo itself.

What does it look like?

It looks very much like a penis!

It has a suction base so you can actually stick the dildo onto any smooth hard surfaces like the bath, tiles, the floor – whatever surface a sucker will stick to in fact. It’s a very powerful suction, and when it’s stuck on it doesn’t budge! You have to peel the sucker off to remove it.

  • Tip – Don’t leave it stuck anywhere on show and forget about it if you are having visitors!

It even has balls and veins too adding to the realistic look. Personally I could do without the veins for effect, but some will like this additional detail.

What does it feel like?

The dildo feels very soft but also firm. It’s flexible and bendy yet is realistic and doesn’t bend anymore than you would expect.

Upon opening the box there was an obvious chemical smell to the dildo. After a wash this faded and it was barely noticeable. You should always wash a new sex toy well before inserting it inside you. The smell does get less and less over time.

How big is it?

The insertable length is 5 inches long with this 6 inch dildo.

(If you prefer more length the insertable size of the 8 inch dildo is 6 inches so it’s an inch bigger).

It has a good girth to it and you will probably need some good water-based lube to use with it. Water-based lube is always advised with sex toys because silicone-based lube can degrade them.

How do you use it?

Add plenty of water-based lube onto the dildo itself, and onto yourself too if needed. Stick the suction cup to where your heart desires or just hold onto it. Insert and enjoy!

When you’ve finished make sure you give it a good wash with some fairy liquid or soap and ideally let it air dry.

When wet it will pick up allsorts of bits and dust so it’s best to put it away completely dry. You want to make sure it’s ready for the next time you want to use it.

Does it really work?

It definitely does the job, and it hits the spot. Using this is very realistic and is the most lifelike dildo I’ve ever tried.

In my opinion it feels as close as you can get to having sex using a dildo. Having balls attached aswell is good if you enjoy the feel of them banging against you in real life.

What are the good points?

It feels good inside and is very lifelike for a dildo. It’s firm yet soft and flexible.

I liked the girth of it. It fills you up but isn’t uncomfortable and is just the right size to feel satisfied.

The suction cup is very strong and sticks to more or less any surface.

What are the bad points?

There was a strong chemical smell when I first opened the box.

I have nothing else bad to say on this one. It’s a lifelike dildo and does what it’s supposed to.

What do other people say?

The majority of the reviews on the Lovehoney site are really good ones. There are a couple that are not so good. One reviewer said the dildo was too hard and did nothing for her. She said she was used to using a ‘soft squishy rabbit vibrator’.

Another reviewer tried to use the dildo in a harness and had difficulty due to the suction cup.

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Here’s a shot of the video review of the 6 inch dildo.

Where can I get one?

As this is a review of the Lovehoney dildo it’s only available on the Lovehoney website. I like Lovehoney because of the very discreet packaging and my toys are always posted quickly. Prices are correct as of February 2013.

There are two sizes to choose from:

6 inch lifelike realistic dildo £19.99 including delivery

8 inch lifelike realistic dildo £21.99 including delivery (you pay an extra two pounds for an extra 2 inches!)